The maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase." "The first is that, I iron better than you ."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The master said so."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense , who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The master did , madam."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?"
Maria: "No madam, the driver did."